ChaCha!

korge · Post by **korge** » 30 Dec 2006, 22:12

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SethL
SethL: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
SethL: Good evening.
You: i want to know if theyres any places i can buy a bomb
SethL: Okay..
You: thanks
SethL: It's against company policy to provide info of that sort but here it is.
You: oh thanks
You: also
You: is theyre any tickets i can buy for a flight to washington?
SethL: Okay
You: Sweet thanks, now how can i learn to drive planes.
SethL: Let me find that for you.
SethL: There.
You: Thanks man, may allah be with you.
Status: Session ended.

ROFFL

xHaZxMaTx · Post by **xHaZxMaTx** » 30 Dec 2006, 22:15

Wow, don't be surprised if you get a visit from some peeps in black suits.

korge · Post by **korge** » 30 Dec 2006, 22:19

Dating an Assistant...

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: nakishag
nakishag: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi!
nakishag: hello!!
You: whats your sign?
nakishag: taurus
You: guy or girl?
nakishag: woman
You: you like cats or dogs?
nakishag: what can i help you with darling?
You: well, i need help with dating a search engine assistant
You: you seem to be a nice one
nakishag: so will you like some dating sites
nakishag: ?
You: nope, just advice on dating one of you ladies
nakishag: how old are you?
You: is age that important?
You: if so, im 21
You: anyone near my age at your company?
nakishag: im nineteen
You: nice
nakishag: where are you from?
You: michigan
You: and you?
nakishag: well im from ny, but im in atl now
nakishag: what kind of girls do you like?
You: petite
You: smart
nakishag: is that all?
You: well, would you like personality traits or physical traits?
nakishag: what about both
nakishag: if though u gave both but what about more then one in each are
nakishag: even though**
nakishag: area**
You: personality, they need to be smart, confident, slightly witty, caring
nakishag: really..and how is your personality?
You: im confident, smart, but modest and shy around girls
You: im more of the teddy bear type
You: best friend that gets screwed over type
nakishag: aww that suck you shouldnt be getting screwed lol well maybe u should but not in a bad way
nakishag: lol
You: haha
nakishag: whats your race
You: im a gentlemen as well, pretty old fashioned, hold the door, walk on the street side of the sidewalk kind of thing
You: im white, mostly german
You: little bit of everything over there in western europe though
nakishag: thats hott well what race do you like your girls to be?
nakishag: im such a mix!!
You: im up for anything really
nakishag: west indian, puerto rican,italian,and ukranian
You: thats certainly interesting
You: what are you primarily?
nakishag: lol isnt it. well my dad is west indian only
nakishag: and my mom is all those other things
You: west indian meaning india?
nakishag: no like jamiacan , caribean
You: oh wow, nice
nakishag: like st kitts, and st croix beautiful island
nakishag: islands**
You: do you myspace or anything? i dont mean to intrude
nakishag: yea its ***************@netscape.net
nakishag: search by email
You: let me check you out real quick
nakishag: but anyway im about to log off you have a good night
You: in the mean time, what do you look for in a guy?
nakishag: tty on myspace!!
nakishag: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

I Need A Friend..

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Bobbi A
Bobbi A: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
Bobbi A: Hi!
You: i have no friends on myspace
Bobbi A: What can I search for you on friends today/
Bobbi A: ?*
You: how do u get them?
Bobbi A: I don't either, I am sorry.
You: oh
Bobbi A: I am not sure?
You: ok
You: u want to be my friend?
Bobbi A: I will search to find the answer.
Bobbi A: Sure!
You: ok
Bobbi A: One moment whille I search that please.
You: ok
You: so whats up?
Bobbi A: Not much and you?
You: des cha cha out source
You: to other countrys?
You: nothing much here
Bobbi A: I am not sure about that?
You: so do u live in the us?
Bobbi A: Yes, do you?
You: yea
You: do u have a myspace
Bobbi A: Yes, but I never go there.
You: o why?\
You: ill be your friend on there
Bobbi A: Because I am always working on ChaCha or eBay. Thanks!
You: ebay
You: cool
Bobbi A: Yes.
You: is it fun working for cha cha?
Bobbi A: Yes, the info seekers like yourself are really nice. :)
You: do they pay u well?
Bobbi A: It is good.
You: like per hour or sallery?
Bobbi A: Per search.
You: ooooo
You: cool
You: so um how do i get a job on here
You: i can cha cha in real life too
Bobbi A: Go to the ChaCha home page and at the bottom you will see contact us. LOL
You: o can u cha cha?
You: in real life?
Bobbi A: No.
You: i can teach u
Bobbi A: NO. LOL
You: o ok
You: sad
Bobbi A: :)
You: so are u a good dancer?
Bobbi A: Okay I guess.
Bobbi A: And you?
You: lol cool
You: yea im good
You: any questions for me?
Bobbi A: Are you looking at the sites?
You: yea there great
You: any others?
You: any other questions for me?
Bobbi A: Let me see if I can find some more for you. :)
You: yay
You: your cool
Bobbi A: Not at the moment.
You: o ok
Bobbi A: So are you! :)
You: thans
You: so how old are u
You: im not creepy
You: i swear
You: im just courious
Bobbi A: 34 and you?
Bobbi A: LOL
You: 18
Bobbi A: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: sorry
Bobbi A: About what?
You: being so young
Bobbi A: It is good to be young! I wish I was 18!
You: your cool
You: you act like your 18
Bobbi A: Well, You have a great night! So are you!
Bobbi A: LOL
You: its sweet
Bobbi A: I act like I am 12.
Bobbi A: LOL
You: me 2
Bobbi A: Thanks!
You: lol
Bobbi A: Come back to ChaCha! It was nice to talk to you!
You: same here
Bobbi A: Bye, bye. :)
You: will i talk to u again???
Bobbi A: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Pigbenis · Post by **Pigbenis** » 30 Dec 2006, 23:12

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LisaB
LisaB: Welcome to ChaCha!
LisaB: HELLO
You: Hi there.
LisaB: I will be happy to help you with this search please Hold
You: Will do.
LisaB: So basically you want a live search website beside chacha
You: Uuh... Well... I want you to help me find a site, that allows me to talk to a guide, in order to find what i'm looking for on the internet.
LisaB: Cha Cha is one site as you already know
LisaB: We are the biggest live search engine in the world
You: Cha cha is a dance as far as i know.
LisaB: What do you mean
You: Oh you are? Well then maybe you could help me; I want a search engine with guides that helps me find stuff on the internet.
LisaB: Okay
LisaB: While I am searching, have you had a chance to look at the relevant links at the side of the page?
You: I have. They didn't really help, I'm afraid.
You: It could be me being a retard, of course.
LisaB: I am having trouble searching this for you I will transfer you to another guide.

I got to KatarinaT. She dissed the shiznit out of me.

weedman173 · Post by **weedman173** » 07 Jan 2007, 07:19

Well I just got an e-mail giving me an activation link to be a guide

Time to have some fun.

xHaZxMaTx · Post by **xHaZxMaTx** » 07 Jan 2007, 07:23

Yeah, I got that several days ago, but I haven't done anything with it, yet.

weedman173 · Post by **weedman173** » 07 Jan 2007, 07:26

Well I read a little bit more in the e-mail and it says once you reach a certain level, such as being an extremely good guide, they will start to pay you, so Im definitely doing it.