The BF's and GF's topic

korge · Post by **korge** » 21 May 2006, 00:00

Sir Ibi wrote:perhaps I've become an emotional retard..

Yep, that's it.

Dizzi · Post by **Dizzi** » 21 May 2006, 00:01

oooo! wot r you gonna do ibi?

evilmegamonkey · Post by **evilmegamonkey** » 10 Jun 2006, 01:57

Im tryin to ask a girl out now but she wont answer the damn phone lol

xHaZxMaTx · Post by **xHaZxMaTx** » 10 Jun 2006, 02:06

Then keep calling her! Right when the answering machine picks up, hang up and dial again! That's the best way to get to a girl's heart.

evilmegamonkey · Post by **evilmegamonkey** » 10 Jun 2006, 02:18

No answering machine lol. It would just ring. And ring. And ring.

xHaZxMaTx · Post by **xHaZxMaTx** » 10 Jun 2006, 02:22

ZOMG THEN DON'T HANG UP!!!11shift+1eleven

evilmegamonkey · Post by **evilmegamonkey** » 10 Jun 2006, 02:28

She answered

and she has a bf

Oh well. Im gonna try and get another girls number monday

spartan.dk · Post by **spartan.dk** » 10 Jun 2006, 03:05

I'm scared of my new school, hopefully I'll find someone there, but it's full of asians. I hate having to be with a crapload of asians, even if I am one. But all in all, I'll find someone.

evilmegamonkey · Post by **evilmegamonkey** » 10 Jun 2006, 03:23

Im trying to draw a girls name in an elaborate graffiti way but I've got writers block

Cpt.Razkit · Post by **Cpt.Razkit** » 10 Jun 2006, 07:39

I have a G/F, she is a little older than I am. Im 16 and she is 18... I dont think its gonna work out because she is in a community college... and well she is cute, but she wont ever do anything with me, which doesnt make any sence to go out. she asked me out but we dont ever hang out... wtf?

Good thing there is another girl i have as a backup

Dragster · Post by **Dragster** » 10 Jun 2006, 11:17

Cpt.Razkit wrote:I have a G/F, she is a little older than I am. Im 16 and she is 18... I dont think its gonna work out because she is in a community college... and well she is cute, but she wont ever do anything with me, which doesnt make any sence to go out. she asked me out but we dont ever hang out... wtf?

=\

So what makes this 18 year old girl your girlfriend then?

Dizzi · Post by **Dizzi** » 10 Jun 2006, 11:40

iv given up with lads for now. they cause too much hurt and are too much effort. i wait until my GCSEs are over.

WhereIsTheNsx · Post by **WhereIsTheNsx** » 12 Jun 2006, 05:59

i have hit the holy grail of women, 22 athletic nursing student. She cooks cleans, dances, parties, and does anything else that i could possibly imagine. 5'6 110 lbs japanese and trini, now the question is how do i keep her when every man i know wants a shot at her

xHaZxMaTx · Post by **xHaZxMaTx** » 12 Jun 2006, 06:01

Tell her and tell them to go screw themselves!

bam_bam · Post by **bam_bam** » 18 Jun 2006, 06:00

My computer > my gf lol , computer doesnt answer back , computer doesnt complain that I dont treat it right , computer does what its told and if my computer does get out of line I can just turn it off! lol .

Only joking ^^

spartan.dk · Post by **spartan.dk** » 18 Jun 2006, 23:07

bam_bam wrote:My computer > my gf lol , computer doesnt answer back , computer doesnt complain that I dont treat it right , computer does what its told and if my computer does get out of line I can just turn it off! lol .

Only joking ^^

Oh THAT'S nice.

Sir Ibi · Post by **Sir Ibi** » 18 Jun 2006, 23:11

[dream]

Well, all the girls are seem to throwing themselves at the Ib Meister... yeah, i'm a dam playa, but they know the game.

[dream/]

/me googles for some porn

GioDeR · Post by **GioDeR** » 19 Jun 2006, 02:32

On the 17 of july have I been with my fiancee for one year!

WhereIsTheNsx · Post by **WhereIsTheNsx** » 19 Jun 2006, 06:42

wow fiancee, that is one large step for man, and one giant leap to your unhappiness,lol, i'm just playing, congratz.

DarrenR21373 · Post by **DarrenR21373** » 22 Jun 2006, 23:45

My right hand is the best girlfriend I ever had. Why?

Unlike other women I've known, at least it won't leave me for another guy (or girl).

It doesn't say, "Not tonight, I've got a headache".

It doesn't expect me to take it out for an expensive meal first.

It doesn't say in the throes of passion, "That ceiling really needs painting, you know".

And there's very little chance of catching an STD or it getting pregnant.

J/K

xHaZxMaTx · Post by **xHaZxMaTx** » 22 Jun 2006, 23:51

There's little chance?

DarrenR21373 · Post by **DarrenR21373** » 22 Jun 2006, 23:56

I know where it's been...

(Think I'll stop digging now)

mjdude23 · Post by **mjdude23** » 23 Jun 2006, 02:23

PSZeTa wrote:[off-topic]Lmao.. You're really a joke, you know?

Go outside and play, 11-year old brat.[/off-topic]

STFU booboo

WhereIsTheNsx · Post by **WhereIsTheNsx** » 23 Jun 2006, 06:01

yea my girl is going to vegas today,and i'm not should i be worried

xHaZxMaTx · Post by **xHaZxMaTx** » 23 Jun 2006, 06:27

Iunno, just remember, "Whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas."