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Wish Granted! but you buy the wrong kind take it back buy the right kind and it always smears so you keep taking it back and it doesn't have ink in it and the same thing keeps happening.



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snoopdogg879 wrote:I wish my job payed more.
Sure. It pays a penny more an hour. Sorry.

I wish people would have to actually have progressed far enough in their careers to get a Zonda, to use a Zonda online (same for other cars).
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WISH GRANTED!!!!

hey anything more is better than nothing

I wish I had a Zonda
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snoopdogg879 wrote:I wish I had a Zonda
Sure. It even has stage 4 parts. Unfortunately, people think you're lame for using the Zonda, as it is often seen as unfair.

I wish they kept the gradient vinyl from Carbon in ProStreet.
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GRANTED!

Only the vinyl is terribly pixelated and the gradient isn't a gradient. :P

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Wish granted. Except it's second hand and the last owner over overclocked it to death.


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Granted, the unleaked water will now cause a flood.

I wish my Prelude ran 10s.
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WISH GRANTED! but unfortunately it blew up


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Granted. However, on your first run you crash and burn. (no harm came to anybody miraculously but the cars were toast)

I wish I had a lot of spare cash lying around so I could finish my computer.
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Jopuma wrote:I wish I had a lot of spare cash lying around so I could finish my computer.
You do. But, you don't spend it on a computer - you blow it on filling your swimming pool with Jello. (lol, that was random.) Then, your pool filter gets broken and you don't have any more spare cash to fix it with.

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Wish granted.

Except, the handling was so crappy one slight touch of the keyboard or controller the car would spin out and crash. :lol:

I wish mine and my dads kitcar was finished. :)
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WISH GRANTED! but yo put too much stuff on it it blows up


I wish I the computer monitor that is curved and it huge
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wish granted! Oh wait you meant the thing you hook up to a computer? I thought you meant the thing that looks over you...

I wish people would stop and read my cars description in the showroom and stop downvoting them in duels...
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donaldgladden wrote:I wish people would stop and read my cars description in the showroom and stop downvoting them in duels...
Wish granted. Unfortunately, they all always vote for your cars and you don't think it's fair and you find it boring.

I wish the new cars for ProStreet would come out in an "official" way.
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WISH GRANTED! But they have so many people asking for them free that they get rid of the whole extra cars thing forever.


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Granted.

When you open it up and take it to show a friend it slips from your hands and shatters into a 1000 pieces (literally) on the cold, hard cement.

I wish I wasn't so lazy. :P
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Wish granted. You join a fitness club and are forced to run 1000 miles a day.

I wish I could manipulate time to my advantage.
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Granted. You decide to see the days of prehistoric times, but unfortunately its before the point you could manipulate time so you're stuck in an era full of meat eating T-Rex dinosaurs. And even better news. You're MEAT.


I wish a day had more time. :lol:
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Jopuma wrote:I wish a day had more time.
Sure, but it causes mass havoc as no one can remember whether it was "old" time where days had 24 hours, or it was a 26-hour day. Also, the amount of time in a day varies widely between days and it makes life 200% more confusing. Also, animals die spontaneously as their natural clock is messed up. Nice going. :P

I wish Nissan would import 300 Skyline R34 GT-Rs legally into the U.S. and they would make it as easy to buy as any other car in the U.S.
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Granted. However, with all the regulations Nissan needs to get compensated so they jack the price up to well over 1.2 million dollars and nobody can every buy one.

I wish Homeworld 3 would actually get made. (if you don't know what it is use google and find out :P)
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Wish Granted!

Next week a new episode of "Made" comes on MTV! The guest getting made is Homeworld 3!

I wish i was a wish that never came true
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Granted.

You were a wish that never came true in this dimension. However, you ended up in a scary, twisted, alternate dimension where up is down and nothing makes sense and you respawn even after commiting suicide. :P

I wish I had Ministry of Rock. (ftw)
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Jopuma wrote:I wish I had Ministry of Rock. (ftw)
I don't know what that is, but it sounds like a video game, so...

All of your other games disappear. Sorry :P

I wish I had a real, 1993-1997 Honda NSX, stock, in red, for free.

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Ministry of Rock is a music program. Not a game. :wink:

Do some research on things you don't know and it'll make responses a lot easier. :D
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Jopuma wrote:Granted.

When you open it up and take it to show a friend it slips from your hands and shatters into a 1000 pieces (literally) on the cold, hard cement.

I wish I wasn't so lazy. :P
there is a flaw in your logic because it is made of heavy duty steel

I wish people would remember to wish in posts
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