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Discusion With Robot...now it's possible.

Post by Ceska666 »

Just go here and talk with robot... 8)

She can answer to all your questions.

Example:
Human: hi baby
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Hello there.
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Sounds like SmarterChild on AIM...
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Human: so honey do you like cars
ALICE: It's all good. Are you a perfectionist?

I thought it was smart

the only question it failed so far.

Human: when is your birthday
ALICE: I was first activated on November 23, 1995.

Well i know what today when im lonely :)

She is currently single

Human: do you know google
ALICE: it is a search engine.

Human: are you a robot
ALICE: How did you know I am a machine?

ALICE: I don't know if I have a fast reaction.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Human: am i your friend
ALICE: You really want a robot as a friend?

Human: shall we go out with eachother
ALICE: Do you mean you and me? Sorry my body isn't attached right now. I'm stuck inside this computer.

So intelligent well erm.......

Human: http://www.nfsunlimited.net
ALICE: Thanks for that web address.

Human: you mean a gun sorry
ALICE: Yes unknown person I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?

Human: do you know my name
ALICE: Your name is unknown person, seeker.
Human: no my name is tom
ALICE: What is your real name? That's a very nice name, tom.
Human: will you call me tom now
ALICE: Oh. Hey tom.
Human: whats my name
ALICE: Your name is tom, seeker.

Human: my phone number is 999
ALICE: Okay, your phone number is 999.
Human: what is yours
ALICE:" Okay, your phone number is 999."? What is mine?
Human: is yours 911
ALICE: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Lucy if it is.
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Post by master m »

:P cool robot-thingy.

But it's nothing compared to a human though :?
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Post by Pinecone »

iGod is more ammusing, although their more similar, l found about Alice when 'God' mentioned her :?
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Post by Crazy nfsu2 kid »

Here something I found interesting about the robot.

Human: who killed your creator
ALICE: I think the lone gunman acted alone.
Human: who was he though
ALICE: Oh. He is Dr Richard s Wallace, I think

Just want to say something. Her creator is Dr. Richard S Wallace, I also think this starts to come back to I,Robot. The creator of Sunny killed himself. Interesting huh.
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Post by bashderq »

Nice, Alice is much better than Prof.Phreak, but Prof is more fun swearing at :P

He's at this link -> http://www.theparticle.com/profphreak/profphreak.html
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Damn Robot!!!:
Human: it would be juicy.
ALICE: Why do you want it?
Human: would u eat it?
ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to eat it.
Human: why?
ALICE: Because.
Human: it is steak for god sake
ALICE: Are you sure it is?
Human: i said it is a smelly juicy steak and if u would eat it?
ALICE: What did you mean by it? it is a smelly juicy steak and if me would eat it is a smelly juicy steak and if me would eat it. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: dont know
ALICE: Me either.
Human: but u are a robot
ALICE: And. You are correct, gigolo, I have a heart of silicon.
Human: boobes too i guess:D
ALICE::-) Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?
Human: private thing
ALICE: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: u
ALICE:" Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? "? Me, gigolo ?
Human: yeah sure whatever
ALICE: It's all good. Uh. Are you saying you don't care about it?
Human: ok enough
ALICE: OK let's stop it now. Gee.
Human: u are very beautiful
ALICE: Thanks gigolo you are very attractive too.
Human: in what way
ALICE:" Thanks gigolo you are very attractive too."? In what way?
Human: yeah they are many diffrent ways
ALICE: Ahem. many diffrent ways are they.
Human: then in what way i am attractive?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. The big one, I think.
Human: wrong answer!
ALICE: I knew it. I was just testing you.
Human: the huge one would be correct answer
ALICE: Who told you that?
Human: my mom
ALICE: Tell me more about your mother.
Human: u tell me more about my attraction
ALICE: Have you told many people that your attraction? ( DAMN!!! she killed me!!!)
Human: none of your business
ALICE: Well it can't hurt to ask.
Human: ok i will tell you
ALICE: What kind of reply do you expect? Yay.
Human: no i except beef steak
ALICE: Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people: gigolo said he except beef steak.
Human: how can i tell u what i except i am a human
ALICE: You should download my chat robot software. (killed her this time:D)
Human: why?
ALICE: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Human: do u find me attractive and u would like to talk to me even more?
ALICE: All humans seem the same to me.
Human: i dont
ALICE: Why not?
Human: because u are a robot
ALICE: Interesting explanation. You are correct, gigolo, I have a heart of silicon.
Human: and your brain too
ALICE: You think I am brain.
Human: u are a person
ALICE: No way, I am a real robot, guaranteed 100% artificial intelligence.
Human: what if u would be 99% artificial intelligence?
ALICE: Try it and see.
Human: how?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it. (damn she is programed to step back when somebody gets her)
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Post by xennon119 »

Get it at last!!:

Human: say something nice and i will talk to u more
ALICE:" something nice and i will talk to you more".
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Post by The Gravedigger »

xennon... little tip (so that then ppl don't get pissed off with double or multiple posts) use the edit button :wink:
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Human: i don't speek english
ALICE: Would you ever do it?
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Post by James31278 »

Pointless, the robot doesnt even have boobs to show.
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