A Rather Long Joke
A Rather Long Joke
Everybody is invited to add a funny sentence to this rather long (or never-ending) joke. So i'll start you guys off...
A man walks into a talent agent's office promising that he has a completly unique act that people will pay money for. The talent agent, somewhat annoyed, reluctantly allowed the man to perform his "unique" act.
The man then pulls out a wet trout from his plastic carrier bag and starts...
A man walks into a talent agent's office promising that he has a completly unique act that people will pay money for. The talent agent, somewhat annoyed, reluctantly allowed the man to perform his "unique" act.
The man then pulls out a wet trout from his plastic carrier bag and starts...
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aah... good old pabloz... always participating in the fun!
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The man then pulls out a wet trout from his plastic carrier bag and starts...
...slapping Pabl0z who being chained to the man begins singing a redneck folk song in japanese with this amazing soprano. The result is so surprisingly good that...
...slapping Pabl0z who being chained to the man begins singing a redneck folk song in japanese with this amazing soprano. The result is so surprisingly good that...
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...he farts flames coming out of his...
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...mouth cooking the trout to perfection?
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With a perfectly cooked trout, the man reveals three very large lobsters from his trouser pockets. He begins to juggle them, whilst reassuring boganbusman that he is 100% not gay, but a real man as he sits in the corner criying, clutching onto his...
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scrotum.
sorry, I'll stop trying to kill your thread
As you were . . .
sorry, I'll stop trying to kill your thread
As you were . . .
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While clutching his scrotum, he springs from the corner the kicks a whole in the ceiling revealing a large cow, which wasnt there when the man came into work the cow falls and...
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...the guy is stuck up the cows butt...
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as VTEC is kickin in, yo, the man misses a gear, causing an explosion of immense proportions, then...
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the cow takes a crap, causing...
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...yet another explosion for the farmer is idiotically smoking a cigarette while also "letting one go" in front of a propane tank.
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As a result, the farmer got serious...
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burns, and the man he was performing for stares in awe as the man...
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Suddenly, the clouds seperate, a ray of light comes out, and...
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IT BURRRNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
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Then, Tom Cruise catches a cold and spreads it to the invaders, which causes...
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"The man begins singing a redneck folk song in japanese"?!?! ROLF? What about: The man begins to sing INDIAN folk song in french, with a polish accent? Beat THAT! I've actually heard one polish guy trying to do it! (Or maybe he just was drunk as hell... God knows)
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Sorry, had to do it.
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Correct path of this thread: ^
Direction thread is going now: v