Cool joke................

Te4o_bg · Post by **Te4o_bg** » 16 Mar 2005, 22:04

the bad one

(the other don't exist)

nice one

wowirace · Post by **wowirace** » 17 Mar 2005, 03:49

haha...yeah, you got it...santa, the easter bunny, and a good lawyer don't exist, so the bad lawyer took the money...

here's another joke:

a couple from West Virginia get divorced. are they still brother and sister?

DrewBoi · Post by **DrewBoi** » 17 Mar 2005, 03:58

i think if the couple was from Kentucky of Tennesee.... it would be alot better because Kentucky has alot of incest...

wowirace · Post by **wowirace** » 17 Mar 2005, 04:03

well, maybe, but hey! atleast you got the gist of it..

boganbusman · Post by **boganbusman** » 17 Mar 2005, 13:06

wowirace wrote:btw, bogan: that joke is not funny.

And yours was?

Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a Holden fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?

A. Shoot the Holden fan - twice.
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Q. What do you have when 100 Holden fans are buried up to their necks in sand?

A. Not enough sand.
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A duck walks into a bar.

Bartender: What can I get ya?

Duck: Got any bread?

Bartender: Nah mate, haven't got any bread.

Duck: Got any bread?

Bartender: No, I'm sorry but I haven't got any bread.

Duck: Got any bread?

Bartender: Look mate, I haven't got any bloody bread.

Duck: Got any bread?

Bartender: I said, I haven't got any f*cking bread!

Duck: Got any bread?

Bartender: If you say that one more time I'll nail your beak to the f*ckin bar!!!

Duck: Got any nails?

Bartender: No.

Duck: Got any bread?

wowirace · Post by **wowirace** » 17 Mar 2005, 20:34

haha, lmao.

nightrider · Post by **nightrider** » 17 Mar 2005, 21:35

hahahahaha....