Picture wars!!!

Tuners Rock · Post by **Tuners Rock** » 05 May 2007, 04:24

we can make the trash smell petter

darknight788 · Post by **darknight788** » 05 May 2007, 05:30

your product contained cfc's which depletes the ozone layer

xHaZxMaTx · Post by **xHaZxMaTx** » 05 May 2007, 08:29

Bah, who cares about the ozone, we have a whole other planet!

darknight788 · Post by **darknight788** » 05 May 2007, 08:44

but the trip is sooo far away that you will look like this before you reach the new planet.

99k · Post by **99k** » 05 May 2007, 17:45

But the dead can walk!

xHaZxMaTx · Post by **xHaZxMaTx** » 05 May 2007, 22:35

Until you hack their head off with a cricket bat.

Tuners Rock · Post by **Tuners Rock** » 06 May 2007, 01:26

opps, i think i broke it

Carcrazy · Post by **Carcrazy** » 07 May 2007, 05:28

Can we fix it? YES WE CAN!
I cannot beleive I just said that

DarrenR21373 · Post by **DarrenR21373** » 07 May 2007, 15:42

Bob The Builder (Neil Morrisey)?

Les Dennis is coming to kick your bum for sleeping with his wife (Amanda Holden).

Bet he's REALLY scared...

Sir Ibi · Post by **Sir Ibi** » 07 May 2007, 16:05

i wonder how many people on this forum know whow Les Dennis or Amanda Holden are

shadow665 · Post by **shadow665** » 07 May 2007, 22:07

i have no clue

DarrenR21373 · Post by **DarrenR21373** » 07 May 2007, 23:02

I must admit I wondered that after posting... it just seemed apt in reply to Carcrazy's "Bob The Builder" quote...

For those who don't know - Neil Morrisey is the voice of Bob The Builder... Les Dennis is an Impressionist as in someone who takes off celebrities like Tony Blair, George Bush et al, not as in a painter...

Think I might have killed this thread

Post by **Pabl0z** » 08 May 2007, 00:38

... Back on topic...

Keanu Reeves is supposedly heterosexual and therefore owns that pic of a faggy lookin' fella.

xturbo · Post by **xturbo** » 08 May 2007, 02:47

LOL!
"time without seeing you Neo!"

Cpt.Razkit · Post by **Cpt.Razkit** » 08 May 2007, 06:20

but he's blind...

DarrenR21373 · Post by **DarrenR21373** » 08 May 2007, 22:40

Guide cats for the blind

Sorry, I'm really losing it now

xturbo · Post by **xturbo** » 09 May 2007, 00:14

but OMG!!!
he was a EVIL CAT!!! OMG!!!

Post by **Pabl0z** » 09 May 2007, 00:34

But nothing compared to how evil the creature from Holy Grail is!

It's a killer!

xHaZxMaTx · Post by **xHaZxMaTx** » 09 May 2007, 00:38

[Holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch]
King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work?
Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.

DarrenR21373 · Post by **DarrenR21373** » 09 May 2007, 23:29

But:

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy...

xturbo · Post by **xturbo** » 10 May 2007, 00:59

But there was Megaman to Mega-buster him because he was fake

Amen to Megaman and X mates...legendary games to me T__T

Theee Nate · Post by **Theee Nate** » 10 May 2007, 02:12

OH NOES! PROTOMAN!

xturbo · Post by **xturbo** » 10 May 2007, 05:29

Protoman pwned by Megaman X..

xHaZxMaTx · Post by **xHaZxMaTx** » 10 May 2007, 06:06

roflpwnt

xturbo · Post by **xturbo** » 10 May 2007, 06:20

oh yeah!!
feels goood!!
damn you !!! damn spartan!!!
crowbar-wned!!!