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you guys come up with the worst riddles ever....
You walk up to a mountain that has two paths. One leads to the other side of the mountain, and the other will get you lost forever. Two twins know the path that leads to the other side. You can ask them only one question. Except! One lies and one tells the truth, and you don't know which is which. So, What do you ask?
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Ask which one is gay. If neither are, then the one that lies will say that one of them are, the only that tells the truth will say neither is.
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And this helps you get past the mountain how?
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Ask them to walk with you. Then choose one path at random and start walking. If you get lost, just follow the twins back out, and take the other path.

Easy.
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what part of "lost forever" don't you understand? You WON'T GET BACK #-o
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-hidden- wrote:what part of "lost forever" don't you understand? You WON'T GET BACK #-o
But obviously the twins know the local area, so they should be able to get you out. And if they didn't know how to get back out, then they wouldn't agree to follow if you if you chose the wrong route.

Anyway, how do you get lost forever on a PATH?
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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?

all of it
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Didn't we just go through all that Chuck Norris stuff a few months ago? :|
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boganbusman wrote:
-hidden- wrote:what part of "lost forever" don't you understand? You WON'T GET BACK #-o
But obviously the twins know the local area, so they should be able to get you out. And if they didn't know how to get back out, then they wouldn't agree to follow if you if you chose the wrong route.

Anyway, how do you get lost forever on a PATH?
Did you not READ the riddle?
One brother always lies and the other always tells the truth, so even if they knew the local area, you wouldn't know which is the real path. #-o
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Carcrazy wrote:Didn't we just go through all that Chuck Norris stuff a few months ago? :|
i don't know. did we?
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-hidden- wrote:Did you not READ the riddle?
One brother always lies and the other always tells the truth, so even if they knew the local area, you wouldn't know which is the real path. #-o
I have already explained my answer in full detail. It's not my problem if you don't understand it :roll:

And you didn't answer my question . . .
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Ask them if left is right. The one that lies will say yes because they will think you are asking whether the "left" direction is actually the "right" direction while the one that doesn't lie will say no because they will know that you are asking whether the left direction is the correct way to go.
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do anay of u guys know what u r saying bacause iam confused
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A little old, man... but I was basically solving a riddle with a riddle. However, if you really think about it, my riddle can make sense.
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Point at a tree and say "That tree's got red leaves". The liar will say "Yes...so...?", the other will ask "R u farbenblind?". Now ask your question.
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Two Coins that make 30c and 1 of them isn't a nickle. (from scrubs :P)
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Quarter and a nickel.
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xHaZxMaTx wrote:Quarter and a nickel.
ahh u ruined it :(
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I answered it. :P
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A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
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He said "My Kingdom is not of this world." You see the man was indeed Super Mario himself. The Judge decided to let him warp to his own world and Mario made his exit at the nearest green pipe.



















either that, or:
"You are going to sentence me to six years in prison."
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Hmm

The guy made no statement?
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He said "This statement is false." and the judge's head may or may not have blown up.
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Lol while quite funny to read Bogan was right XD. I can't be bothered trying to find insanely hard ones.
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Oh, so the man was actually Mario?

Sweet.
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