Teh Great Prophecy of greatness

[_BLAHHEAD_]

By reading this Great Prophecy of greatness:
your heterosexuality's end is near!
Only I(_BLAHHEAD_) can stop it.
Bribe me to stop the great prophecy.
Preferably a sum of $1000000 plus.
The cake is a PIE!
I (_BLAHHEAD_) is the only one immune to Great Prophecy of greatness!
________
\_P_I_E_/ is a cure that doesn't work.
*End of Great Prophecy of greatness excerpt*
you may now reply.

[Koenigsegg_Rox]

Since you didn't specify the currency I shall pay you in AUD and you get ripped off.

[Pabl0z]

I shall pay you in Zimbabwean dollars.

[boganbusman]

I'll pay you in Gundanium. I can has pie now?

[_BLAHHEAD_]

Whatever, Ill still get paid in money.

[An Exotic Classic]

their right, no specific money, so, I will pay you in monopoly money. major rip off.

[_BLAHHEAD_]

You still have to come to me to pay.and then Ill hatch my evil plan of kidnapping you,steal your money and hold you for ransom, get the ransom and then kill you!

[Stereo]

The gay prophecy of gayness.

[peterfaj]

He did put a $ before teh 1000000. But that was probably an edit.

[_BLAHHEAD_]

doesn't matter

[Evil Kid Weaselmush]

what?

[Nitrodemon McLaren]

I shall pay you alright. 1,000,000 fists.

[_BLAHHEAD_]

Sure, but how are you going to do that? I just cut off both your hands, unless you mean cut off 500,000 two handed people's fists off and give them to me.