Fun with google

evilmegamonkey · Post by **evilmegamonkey** » 17 Sep 2006, 18:22

Go to the google search engine and type your REAL name and then the word needs (i.g Matt needs) then post your first or funniest result

A.J. needs AA

Fadeproof · Post by **Fadeproof** » 17 Sep 2006, 18:47

lol im bored as...so i did it.

i got this :

'Peter Needs A Vasectomy' (wasnt the first one tho)

i dont think ill be getting one of them any time soon

SliM_880 · Post by **SliM_880** » 17 Sep 2006, 20:34

Basel needs help

!N$4N3 · Post by **!N$4N3** » 17 Sep 2006, 21:02

Benjamin needs to work to create a healthy place for romance :S

2furio · Post by **2furio** » 17 Sep 2006, 21:16

Stefan needs to clean under a monitor (2nd one)....oooookkk there...

Jopuma · Post by **Jopuma** » 17 Sep 2006, 22:04

Josiah needs something to do!

evilmegamonkey · Post by **evilmegamonkey** » 17 Sep 2006, 22:52

Strange aren't they?

xHaZxMaTx · Post by **xHaZxMaTx** » 17 Sep 2006, 22:59

Joseph Needs a Loving Family

| Ryu | · Post by **| Ryu |** » 18 Sep 2006, 00:27

James needs a hat petition......wtf?

darknight788 · Post by **darknight788** » 18 Sep 2006, 01:45

kyle needs to be able to go into the radiation chamber, so he can get on top of one of the main carts

bwahahahahaha

R34GTR · Post by **R34GTR** » 18 Sep 2006, 01:48

Dominic needs a family who has lots of time for him,

Dom needs to keep his arm in one place

|:

xturbo · Post by **xturbo** » 18 Sep 2006, 02:32

francisco needs Bambi Francisco. This is my virtual playground

WTF?!

darknight788 · Post by **darknight788** » 18 Sep 2006, 02:35

yea this is fuc#ed up, i guess i better find a radiation chamber with some main carts in it b/c i need to go on top of them and melt like a ice cream cone in a oven

evilmegamonkey · Post by **evilmegamonkey** » 18 Sep 2006, 02:42

Gotta be one of my strangest ideas ever.

darknight788 · Post by **darknight788** » 18 Sep 2006, 02:45

your right about that, but definitely a good one

evilmegamonkey · Post by **evilmegamonkey** » 18 Sep 2006, 02:58

New one!

Type your name then is (ig Matt is)

darknight788 · Post by **darknight788** » 18 Sep 2006, 03:03

im not getting good results on the new one

, none that say i am this

xHaZxMaTx · Post by **xHaZxMaTx** » 18 Sep 2006, 06:00

Joseph is my hero.

!N$4N3 · Post by **!N$4N3** » 18 Sep 2006, 11:43

You gotta apply quotes in the search bar like "Matt is"... I got:

Benjamin is unaware of these details until well into his adulthood and long after he otherwise makes contact with the Prophets.

:S

Post by **Pabl0z** » 18 Sep 2006, 14:27

Pauli needs a ride to the bay. (1st one and the only one starting with "Pauli needs")

With "is", i found a lot more results and pretty funny ones

.

"Pauli is the former CEO of Ecover, a small Belgian company that makes cleaning products (laundry powder, dishwashing liquid, car wax) from natural soaps and renewable raw materials."

"pauli is another example of inspired minds that i found out about in fast company."

"Pauli is happy and contented and very protective of her new charges and the best part is the puppies are gaining weight and getting stronger; Michele and her family call Pauli their "silky miracle"..."

"Pauli is owned by Eric & Betty Keirstead"

"Pauli's is no longer in business."

"Pauli is a game for two players based on some explorations involving polyominoes that I made in 1999 and 2000."

baadmw · Post by **baadmw** » 18 Sep 2006, 15:24

Sebastian needs a strong owner (someone who can be firm, yet gentle).
WTF

evilmegamonkey · Post by **evilmegamonkey** » 18 Sep 2006, 20:58

Google can be so strange. Type failure and look at the first result.

Sir Ibi · Post by **Sir Ibi** » 18 Sep 2006, 21:34

xHaZxMaTx · Post by **xHaZxMaTx** » 18 Sep 2006, 21:35

Ibi is teh king of funneh.

evilmegamonkey · Post by **evilmegamonkey** » 18 Sep 2006, 21:40

Exactly! 'Tis why I hate my user name. Never let your friends give you username ideas.

But really look at the first one.

EDIT: Poor use of photo shop might I add.